The Movie File

Once or twice a week, I write for The Movie File at the new Movies Without Pity site. I'm going to try to keep this page updated with direct links to all my articles. Wish me luck.

August 2008 Entries

The Scarlett Pimping Mill
It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No... it's SuperCruise!
Convention or Film Festival? You Decide!
Movie Things That Make You Go "Huh?"
Brand. James Brand.
For Tom Cruise's Next Trick
Popcorn at the Movies
Superman Wears Shiny New Reboots
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cold, Hard Cash
James Cameron Has Eye For the Future
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Replacement
How Do You Kill a Mummy?
Jackie Chan's Adventures in Babysitting

July 2008 Entries

Maybe the Force Was on Vacation
Prince of Persia Premiere Postponed, Perplexingly
Sheriff of Notthingham Foiled, But Not by Robin
Invisible Man Resurfaces
Jenny From the (Cinder) Block
Doo Dee Doo Doo
Hold Onto Your Light Cycle
McG Offers Hope For Salvation
Val Kilmer, Accidental Muse
Paramount Puts Pretty in Pixels
Meet the New Terminator
Gag Me With a Spoon
The Cast That Fights Together
Nobody Listens to Woody Harrelson
Get Your Umbrella and a Bib
Iron Man's Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease
Second Coming Coming to Comic Con
Someone Repossessed the '80s
Friends Won't Be There For You
The Studios are Taking Hostages
Trailer Previews: Keanu Barada Nikto
Christian Bale Says No to Boy Blunder
Tom Cruise Recycles
The Hills Have I, Says Rogen
Of Spartans and Sequels

June 2008 Entries

It's Probably Not About Cows
Titans and Gods in a Time Crunch
Sly and Arnie's Excellent Adventure
Warning: Disaster Ahead
Hurrying Out the Hornet's Nest
Big Budget Break-Ups
McClammy Strikes Again
The Mouse Diversifies
Previews and Pics Aplenty
Farewell, Stan Winston
Meat Train Not Stopping at a Station Near You
Casting Cornucopia
Wham! Bam! No Thank You, Ma'am!
Hulk Director Camps Out For Heroes
Are You Smurfing Me??
Sandler Takes a Shortcut to Horror-Ville
Lindsay Lohan Going Through Labor
Everything's Coming Up Statham!
All Aboard For a Horror Smorgasbord
Depp and Burton Vamp It Up

May 2008 Entries

Other Games Movies Could Play
Have a Look Inside Rodriguez's Shorts
Lindsay Sloane Joins Orgy
Warner Seeks Help From Superheroes
Last Supper Light Show
Nazis in Space and Other Improbable Movies
Madonna Brings Malawi to Cannes
Zombies and Scotsmen Come Back To Life
John Grisham Delivering Pizza
Mark Your Calendar: World Ends in 2012
James Cameron Diving For Next Movie
George Clooney Gets His Goat
Fraggle Rocks It To The Big Screen
Sex and a (Different) City
Socially Conscious Documentaries...About Celebrity?
Updates: Bronte, Bond, and Beyond
Oliver Stone Shows Off His Bush
Mission: Maybe Not Entirely Impossible
Cold-Blooded Vampires Hot Again
MacGyver: Escaping From TV to the Big Screen?
No Country For Tired Men
The X-Files: What To Believe?

April 2008 Entries

Winehouse Says "Yes, Yes, Yes" to Bond Theme
Gibson Faces Darkness
Land of the Lost Evolves--But Just a Little
Two Very Different Film Competitions
Snipes Sentenced to Slammer
Jackie Chan Takes On Pirates
Amelia Finally Takes Off
THE MOUSE GOES GREEN
COMPETING AT CANNES
UWE BOLL VERSUS THE INTERNET
MORE MOORS FOR NATALIE PORTMAN
THE HILLS MOVIE: NOT ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MONTAG
GHOST IN A 3-D SHELL
FOR DISNEY, WHAT'S NEW IS OLD AGAIN
MYSTERY: A "GOOD THING"
JANE AUSTEN WEARS LIP GLOSS?
FROM SHARKBOY TO WOLF BOY
TONY BLAIR GETS A SPOT OF GOOD NEWS
THE LAST STATION: UNEXPECTED FEEL-GOOD MOVIE?
EXCELLENT OR ENIGMATIC?
PARENTS, BE FOREWARNED: MORE HANNAH ON THE WAY
PITT'S PLAN B: GET LOST IN THE AMAZON
IT'S MISS ANISTON, Y'ALL